Transcript from last night:
Lauren: Mama! I have to go poopie! (Runs to bathroom holding her fanny with one hand.)
2Job mama: Okay, let's go! Do you want me to come with you?
Lauren: No! Go away, mama! Close the door! (gives me a signal like she's one of The Supremes and plunks down on the potty.)
A minute or so passes....I go back to the kitchen. Lauren comes running out, her skirt tucked into her Dora underpants.
Lauren: Mama, mama, come on!
2JobMama: Okay, here I come...
We get to the bathroom door....
Lauren: Wait mama!
2JobMama: Okay
Lauren: Close your eyes!
2JobMama: Okay, they're closed.
She leads me into the bathroom.
Lauren: Close your eyes! Say "ta-ta-ta-tah!"
2JobMama: Ta-ta-ta-tah
Lauren: Open!
She lifts the lid of her potty.
Lauren: Ta-ta-ta-taaahhhh!!
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Here's one to go with yours:
Danny stole my milkshake and refused to give it back!
Mom: Can I have my milkshake back?
Danny: No, it's mine!
Mom: Please, Mommy wants a drink.
Danny: No. I am drinking it (he says with a big smile!)
Mom (using the wisdom of the ages): But the baby wants some!
Danny promptly whips up my shirt and sticks the straw in my belly button (at least what little belly button I have left!)
I was outsmarted by a three year old!
I laughed out loud when I read that one!
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