I've been away from blogging for a while. That's because I've been very busy having conversations like this:
Grace: I saw some rabbit tracks in the snow today, mom!
Me: You did? Cool!
Grace: Mom? How can you tell if an animal is a boy or a girl?
Me: Well.... um... you look under their body and see if they have a penis or not.
Grace: What's a penis?
(Does she not know this? Should I be glad she doesn't know this? How the hoo-ha will I explain?)
Me: What's a penis?
(I'm trying to buy some time.)
Grace: Yeah.
Me: Well, um.... okay, a penis is what boys have to get their tinkle out. You know, girls have a... vagina... and boys have a penis.
Grace: They do?
Me: Yes.
Grace: All boys?
Me: Yep, rabbits, dogs... boy people.
Grace: Okay.
Sometimes they just catch you off guard, you know?
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ho ho hoooo man! How the sticky questions come about. She'll love that story when she's older. ; ) Good luck. hee
unfortunately we don't have this problem in our house since Henry is a nudist.
I can't stop laughing! In our house, Danny wants to know why I pee out of hair & when he will have a chest like mine! Out of the mouths of babes!
I kid you not . . . I closed my computer and went to see what Danny was doing. He was in the bathroom looking in the toliet. Here's what he said:
"Look, Mom. I pooped a really big one. It looks like a hot dog!"
Maybe you should be glad you have girls!
Girls are just as gross! Lauren turns around almost every time she goes to see what her poop looks like - the other day she said, "oooh, that's a big one!"
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