The wisdom of Lauren.

Mama, I have to tell you a secwet!

What is it, Lauren?

When I get married I am NOT going to change my name, but my husband is going to change HIS name.

But don't tell anybody, okay?

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Girls, you should never do drugs. They are very bad for you.

I won't Mama.

Pinky swear?

Yes. Pinky sweah.

(We pinky shake)

And also because I weally don't actually know what dwugs are.