I'm not usually a worrier, but still...
what if my boobs wind up permanently lopsided from their slightly uneven milk production?
how will I get three kids to bed? In the same evening? In a reasonable amount of time? And without falling asleep myself?
will I ever sleep again once Anne comes home?
why are my boobs so freaking itchy half the time?
will Lauren ever stop getting syrup in her hair?
why can't the Bears seem to win a game? (I actually know the answer to this one.)
will my inability to resist garlic and Diet Coke make my breastmilk taste horrible?
what if I lose my mind being in semi-quarantine this winter?
which is a better value - DirecTV with premium channels or just upping my Netflix to the one where you can have three movies at a time?
who puts nuts in perfectly good brownies?
does Chad Ochocinco know that that's not how you say 85 in Spanish?
if I ever met Tina Fey we could really kinda be friends, right?
is it just me or does Jay Cutler look like he's just thinking, "kiss my ass people"?
how long will it be before my children can go to the bathroom all by themselves? With no need for me to be even within 10 feet of the bathroom door?
why do we have to start listening to Christmas music in public places when Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet?
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